| I studied martial arts for many years, and I have | | | | requires more patience than trying to get a toddler to |
| decided that raising toddlers is the best possible training | | | | drop what he's doing and go to the car to get in his |
| in conflict management. As anyone that has studied | | | | car seat (or, for that matter, to go anywhere, in a |
| martial arts (or watched Karate Kid) knows, classic | | | | timely manner?) What could possibly be more humbling |
| martial arts are about conflict management first, and | | | | than potty training? And is there any situation that |
| fighting second. You are supposed to avoid conflict at | | | | requires more emotional self-control than dealing with a |
| all costs - avoid doing harm. Only under the most dire | | | | 'terrible two' tantrum? |
| circumstances are you justified in using your art. The | | | | After reading several toddler management books, I |
| inner self-awareness and control required to do this is | | | | have also concluded that toddler management |
| partially how martial arts and spirituality became linked. | | | | techniques are basically all variations on age-old martial |
| That's why martial arts movies that show training | | | | arts tactics. Consider: |
| sequences always have lots of | | | | Distraction: What parent hasn't used this time-honored |
| standing-in-the-rain-on-one-leg-overnight scenes, or | | | | technique to get their toddler to do, or allow, something |
| doing-the-teacher's-laundry-for-a-year sequences. The | | | | they don't want? Need to change a diaper on a |
| student is supposed to be developing patience, humility, | | | | reluctant little one? Give her your cell phone. Want to |
| and self-control. Well, those methods have nothing on | | | | get her dressed? Turn on the Wiggles. It's basically the |
| raising a toddler - or two, as in my case, with two-year | | | | equivalent of a karate 'feint' - distracting your opponent |
| old twins (and a 4-year old big sister to boot.) What | | | | with a fake move in order to get at them elsewhere. |