The Four Cardinal Rules of the New Homeless Rich - How to Stick it to Society

What In The World?vegetable oil... No one will ever know, your on your
A new innovation for the new rich - to live in a fashionway to homeless abundance.
never lived before - maintaining simplicity while having itRule 2: Get a Gym Membership... or Stay in the
all - our lives will never be the same.Tropics. Let's face it, most homeless people smell. The
Why Would I Want To Be Homeless?reason they smell is because they don't shower. Gym
Simply put, because being homeless is awesome. Youmembership = smelly problem solved, unlimited free
get to go wherever you want without any ties. At anyshowers. Some of the better gyms have places you
moment you can pick up and move everything youcan go all over the states, and even some out of
have to a whole new area of the world - you can eatcountry. If you live in Hawaii like me, you can shower at
at the finest restaurants, swim in the most beautifulthe beaches, although it's a bit cold... Consider it the
oceans, hike the most magnificent trails, and doRich Homeless man's rent.
everything else that's glorious.Rule 3: Be a Ninja. Let's face it, you're slightly more
In the past, homelessness was associated with lack,likely to get in fights if you're homeless than if you're
poverty, and sickness, but times have changed. Newnot, so be prepared. The good thing is, most areas of
technology, the internet, and streamlined distributionthe world have a good kung fu school, or if you're into
make it possible to operate a successful business inthe Japanese - you could always study Ninjitsu. The
any area of the world - while you are in any otherworld needs more Rich Homeless Ninjas.
area of the world. It is now possible to do, as theRule 4: Start a Mobile Business(NOT mobile phones, as
movie says:in - it goes where you go). With the internet, the sky's
Live Free Or Die Hard - The Freedom Of Thethe limit. I operate a business I started for under $500
Homeless Awaits:that ships products and has distributors all over the
So, being homeless, rich, and free, I thought I wouldUSA, and I can do it from anywhere that has a phone
show you the most important rules to square awayand the internet... Being a homeless rich person is cool.
before you venture out into the anti-society that hasStarbucks becomes your office, the van becomes
long awaited you.your home, and the world becomes your 'Ninja Sneak
Rule 1: Get a Van (sleeping in a tent gets old fast, andMission'. Have you ever gone on a Ninja sneak
buses aren't the funnest) - Have you ever realized thatmission? I have. That's because I'm homeless. (Not to
you can fit a full Queen sized bed in the averagemention rich.)
Cargo Van? The first rule of the Homeless-Rich is toSo there you have it. The four cardinal rules of the
live the life in style... Plus, if you ever want to move outnew 'Homeless Rich.' I'll see you at the finest
of country, you can acquire a suitable new home (a.k.a.restaurants, swim with you at the most pristine
'van') almost immediately in any area of the world. Ifbeaches, and laugh as you go back to work, because I
you want to be popular and 'Go Green' you can get alive where I am, free.
diesel and do a 'Ninja Upgrade' and it will run onLife, as they say, is fabulous.