| What In The World? | | | | vegetable oil... No one will ever know, your on your |
| A new innovation for the new rich - to live in a fashion | | | | way to homeless abundance. |
| never lived before - maintaining simplicity while having it | | | | Rule 2: Get a Gym Membership... or Stay in the |
| all - our lives will never be the same. | | | | Tropics. Let's face it, most homeless people smell. The |
| Why Would I Want To Be Homeless? | | | | reason they smell is because they don't shower. Gym |
| Simply put, because being homeless is awesome. You | | | | membership = smelly problem solved, unlimited free |
| get to go wherever you want without any ties. At any | | | | showers. Some of the better gyms have places you |
| moment you can pick up and move everything you | | | | can go all over the states, and even some out of |
| have to a whole new area of the world - you can eat | | | | country. If you live in Hawaii like me, you can shower at |
| at the finest restaurants, swim in the most beautiful | | | | the beaches, although it's a bit cold... Consider it the |
| oceans, hike the most magnificent trails, and do | | | | Rich Homeless man's rent. |
| everything else that's glorious. | | | | Rule 3: Be a Ninja. Let's face it, you're slightly more |
| In the past, homelessness was associated with lack, | | | | likely to get in fights if you're homeless than if you're |
| poverty, and sickness, but times have changed. New | | | | not, so be prepared. The good thing is, most areas of |
| technology, the internet, and streamlined distribution | | | | the world have a good kung fu school, or if you're into |
| make it possible to operate a successful business in | | | | the Japanese - you could always study Ninjitsu. The |
| any area of the world - while you are in any other | | | | world needs more Rich Homeless Ninjas. |
| area of the world. It is now possible to do, as the | | | | Rule 4: Start a Mobile Business(NOT mobile phones, as |
| movie says: | | | | in - it goes where you go). With the internet, the sky's |
| Live Free Or Die Hard - The Freedom Of The | | | | the limit. I operate a business I started for under $500 |
| Homeless Awaits: | | | | that ships products and has distributors all over the |
| So, being homeless, rich, and free, I thought I would | | | | USA, and I can do it from anywhere that has a phone |
| show you the most important rules to square away | | | | and the internet... Being a homeless rich person is cool. |
| before you venture out into the anti-society that has | | | | Starbucks becomes your office, the van becomes |
| long awaited you. | | | | your home, and the world becomes your 'Ninja Sneak |
| Rule 1: Get a Van (sleeping in a tent gets old fast, and | | | | Mission'. Have you ever gone on a Ninja sneak |
| buses aren't the funnest) - Have you ever realized that | | | | mission? I have. That's because I'm homeless. (Not to |
| you can fit a full Queen sized bed in the average | | | | mention rich.) |
| Cargo Van? The first rule of the Homeless-Rich is to | | | | So there you have it. The four cardinal rules of the |
| live the life in style... Plus, if you ever want to move out | | | | new 'Homeless Rich.' I'll see you at the finest |
| of country, you can acquire a suitable new home (a.k.a. | | | | restaurants, swim with you at the most pristine |
| 'van') almost immediately in any area of the world. If | | | | beaches, and laugh as you go back to work, because I |
| you want to be popular and 'Go Green' you can get a | | | | live where I am, free. |
| diesel and do a 'Ninja Upgrade' and it will run on | | | | Life, as they say, is fabulous. |